TGIF EDITION – John Fetterman Basement Tracker Day 85

HUNTINGDON VALLEY, Pa. — It has been 85 days since John Fetterman’s last public campaign event. With John Fetterman taking so much time away from talking to Pennsylvania voters, the Dr. Oz for Senate Campaign thought it would be helpful to provide Fetterman’s campaign a list of tonight’s events in the Pittsburgh area that John Fetterman could attend after a long week in the basement.

TGIF, John!

Potential Friday Events for John Fetterman

  • Charli XCX is performing on Stage AE (Doors open at 7:00PM). NOTE FOR JOHN: Ticket prices on Stub Hub are rising fast – they were at $65 this morning, which is $64 more than you paid your sister for a loft in Braddock. If cost is an issue, you can just borrow daddy’s credit card.

  • FiberArt International 2022 is having an exhibition at Contemporary Craft and at the Brew House Association. NOTE FOR JOHN: The exhibition is free and open to the public, but it looks kind of fancy. The consultants probably advise you to swap out the hoodie for something with a collar

  • 2022 Allegheny County Summer Concert Series – Tyler Farr and Melissa Quinn Fox are performing tonight at the South Park Amphitheater at 7:30PM. NOTE FOR JOHN: Sorry to sound like a broken record, but you might want to rethink the hoodie situation given this heat. The shorts can stay, but just don’t tell people you’re running for office – you might get a few up-downs. 

  •  Hidden Cinema Pittsburgh has a rooftop garden theater showing “The Breakfast Club” starting at 8:30PM. NOTE FOR JOHN: You’ll need to purchase an extra ticket if you plan to BYOB…whether it’s a bottle of wine or maybe a warm bottle of milk to help put you to sleep underneath the starry sky (instead of underneath the stairs in your basement).

Or John Fetterman can just keep doing what he’s been doing…

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