HUNTINGDON VALLEY, Pa. — Doctor Oz’s campaign released the Top 10 Reasons John Fetterman Pulled Out of KDKA-TV Debate:
- Scared of Doctor Oz
- Campaign staff are worried Fetterman might talk about releasing convicted murderers from prison (again).
- “Taking questions from reporters IN PERSON…ICK!” John Fetterman hasn’t done that in months!
- Scared of Jon Delano
- Might accidentally reveal a health condition that’s worse than previously disclosed!
- Debate takes place after 7pm — way too late!
- Debate would have lasted 60 minutes — way too long!
- Scared of Ray Petelin
- Stretching Labor Day into a FOUR day weekend!? Alright!
- Parents refused to pay for the gas to drive to debate.
No matter what the reason is, John Fetterman is still too crazy to be Pennsylvania’s next United States Senator.